Like these people who, apparently, just got married and were out for a stroll.
Gulp.
Her: You know what?
Me: Just stares dumbfounded and speechless
Her: I went in for communion, and when it was my turn, the priest said "Not for you today" (she says this as if she were impersonating Gollum, while recoiling her body around the forbidden -and imagined- chalice)
Me: Wow.
Her: It must be the way I am dressed. He was totally judging me. And I didn't even take the balloon in with me (Refer to the phallic balloon above. Point taken.) How did he know I wasn't a Messenger or something?
Me: Umm... Well, I think you have to be baptized in the Catholic church to take Communion.
Her: I am. From when I was a baby. I told him and all he said was "Not for you today" (assumes Gollum impression again).
Me: Geez. I'm really sorry.
And then she walked away. At least she wasn't mad that I took her picture...
Here's the St Louis Cathedral, where, apparently, Gollum is the priest.
Just in front of the cathedral is Jackson square.